Comments on As Sistas in Zion: You Might Be a Mormon If...

...You have conversations with your friends on who...

2012-02-09T10:04:21.699-07:00

...You have conversations with your friends on who your favorite Prophet is

if your son tells you that Boyd K. Packer is on th...

2012-01-19T11:28:00.557-07:00

if your son tells you that Boyd K. Packer is on the 50-cent piece.

OMGosh! I'm not the only one who's though...

2012-01-02T13:07:02.253-07:00

OMGosh! I'm not the only one who's thought of the Vegas idea!!!

You add the BYU channel to your favorites on the c...

2011-10-20T08:43:19.759-06:00

You add the BYU channel to your favorites on the cable box

...if you wear BYU gear...even though you never at...

2011-09-25T21:58:23.633-06:00

...if you wear BYU gear...even though you never attended.

And when do you wedge in Temple attendance? :)

2011-09-24T20:58:55.091-06:00

And when do you wedge in Temple attendance? :)

What, it's not?

2011-09-24T20:49:52.188-06:00

What, it's not?

...you have the funeral potatoes recipe memorized....

2011-07-10T16:42:37.181-06:00

...you have the funeral potatoes recipe memorized.

...you have those stupid family stickers on the ba...

2011-07-10T16:41:14.538-06:00

...you have those stupid family stickers on the back of your van...and they take up the window.

You might be a mormon if you are on your way to, o...

2011-06-26T17:07:26.432-06:00

You might be a mormon if you are on your way to, or coming from a MEETING...

Ok we are cracking up, seriously these are so funn...

2011-06-24T11:58:43.345-06:00

Ok we are cracking up, seriously these are so funny! You guys came up with stuff we never would have thought of! Autumn and Mrs. Sassy you two are bomb diggity! And people think Mormons don't know how to laugh at themselves...we do!

You might be a Mormon if... you know Moroni does...

2011-06-22T15:54:35.417-06:00

You might be a Mormon if...

you know Moroni does NOT rhyme with macaroni.

your refrigerator is covered with postcard-style wedding invitations.

you joined the church and couldn't even bring yourself to donate your immodest clothes to goodwill (or the D.I.) because you didn't want to help anyone else dress immodestly.

your dvr recordings are more than 50% byu-tv.

you try to find your husband (or boyfriend, or random guy from church) the exact same tie that President Monson wore during conference.

you have a hard time explaining to your non-member friends what family home evening is, and just when they start to understand, you confuse them by telling them that you have family home evening with your non-family fhe group while you are at school.

you want to get married in the Las Vegas temple just so you can shock people by saying you get married in Vegas.

you know that being "anxiously engaged" is not a sign that you should break off a wedding.

you spent longer on your honeymoon than you spent engaged.

...if you know who Mahana is.

2011-06-22T15:46:47.534-06:00

...if you know who Mahana is.

If your 3-year-old sees a picture of an old guy in...

2011-06-22T09:44:30.608-06:00

If your 3-year-old sees a picture of an old guy in a suit and automatically shouts "CONFERENCE!!!"

If getting your family to church on time is the hardest task of the week.

If "Fast Sunday" doesn't make you think of a speedy treat at Baskin Robbins.

These are hilarious. Thanks for sharing!

I think Autumn is definitely the champion! Some of...

2011-06-20T23:03:35.341-06:00

I think Autumn is definitely the champion! Some of those were hilarious!

If you think vegetables in Jello is a good idea. ...

2011-06-19T10:57:30.513-06:00

If you think vegetables in Jello is a good idea.

If you make "funeral potatoes" for an average Sunday meal.

If you think only three hours of time spent at Church would be easier.

If you hear the word "calling" and don't think of telephones or cards.

If the phrase "the world" carries negative connotations.

If you use as many initialisms in your daily speech as the military or government. (BYC, PPI, WoW, RS)

one more: If you lose your keys and your first res...

2011-06-17T20:21:41.836-06:00

one more: If you lose your keys and your first response is to pray about it.

If your neighborhood consists of 4 different wards...

2011-06-17T20:20:48.297-06:00

If your neighborhood consists of 4 different wards and you feel obligated to wave and smile at every car that goes by on the chance that they might be in your ward....

If you've ever put shredded carrots and pineap...

2011-06-17T16:53:59.927-06:00

If you've ever put shredded carrots and pineapple tidbits in your jello

If you know what "I'm a 8 cow woman"...

2011-06-16T21:00:51.465-06:00

If you know what "I'm a 8 cow woman" means, or even have a bumper sticker on the mini van with that saying!

You know all the names of the Osmond's sibling...

2011-06-16T19:36:41.362-06:00

You know all the names of the Osmond's siblings. And have all the albums. That would be me.

If you got maternity clothes for a wedding gift.

2011-06-16T16:17:15.344-06:00

If you got maternity clothes for a wedding gift.

If you wear maternity clothes more than two times ...

2011-06-16T14:07:24.467-06:00

If you wear maternity clothes more than two times in a row

if you cant choose the right cause you lost your C...

2011-06-16T12:09:46.468-06:00

if you cant choose the right cause you lost your CTR ring haha

. . . you can quote "Princess Bride" wor...

2011-06-16T06:44:16.269-06:00

. . . you can quote "Princess Bride" word for word.

. . . you can quote "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" word for word, but you've never seen it.

. . . you have a copy of the Book of Mormon on your coffee table or nightstand, but you're not sure where your Bible is.