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You might be a Mormon if you think Jello is a salad
alli - funny!
..you think it's weird when a meeting doesn't begin and end with a prayer.
And if you think every meeting should come with refreshments.
...go home from church missing a kid and don't even notice it till there's an empty place at the table for dinner.
End every statement of faith with "in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen."
hahahahaha I love that last one!!!!......if half of your serving bowls are at the sisters you VT every month
...You have a shelf full of "treasured ward recipe" cookbooks you never use that you bought as fundraisers from the Young Women for camp!
You donate a dessert for a fundraiser, just to buy it back later on in the evening!
If you have food storage, and a 72 hour emergency kit for each member of the family =)
you feel guilty when you have FHE any other night besides Monday
...you do the happy dance when it's "TV Church" Sunday twice a year!
I found this one online and it really made me laugh because it happened to me "your mother-in-law was pregnant at your wedding"
When your kids are playing together that the dolls are getting married, and one asks the other "in what temple do you want to be sealed"
you have to spend most of the sacrament meeting walking on the hallways or in the mother's room
if somebody tells you how brave you are for having "that" many kids
if you know how to make bread from scratch
if every FHE ends with a treat
if the highlight of your eighth birthday is getting your own book of mormon with your name embossed on the front! :)
You don't have garage sales because you feel guilty when you see a DI.
{Utah Mormon}
You don't drink dark 'pop'
You have a happy mommy blog with heirloom photographs.
If you think BYOB stands for "bring your own burgers."
Your SHORTS are longer than your skirts.
You might be a Mormon if You spend Monday night having FHE, Tuesday nights on splits with the missionaries, Wednesday night at young women, Thursday night Visiting Teaching, Friday night chaperoning the youth dance, Saturday doing service, Saturday night Date night because your Firday was busy, And all day Sunday at Church.
You might be a Mormon if you look over your shoulder when you buy a *whispers* "Coke".
You might be a Mormon if you sewed sleeves on all of your daughters barbie clothes.
You might be a Mormon if your first date was after you turned 16, the first time you drove a car was after you completed your eagle scout, and your first kiss was when you knelt across from eachother at the alter of the temple.
You might be a Mormon if you know the term "Sweet Spirit" is NOT a compliment....
if your kids wear undershirts just to prepare them for the future
Oh geez... I could go on and on... maybe I'll have to do this for a blog post on my blog... LOL!
we are head to head Autumn hahahaha ;)
If you don't live in Utah and you had to hunt for a wedding dress worthy to wear in the temple
If your plan was to marry a RM
If you ever wrote or know somebody who wrote or received a "Dear John" letter
if you own a one piece bathing suit
...you think the "He's had a little too much LDS" line from Star Trek IV is far funnier than it was meant to be.
if you pray everytime you need an answer
You might be a Mormon if your 40 years old and still do "creative" dates.
You might be a Mormon if you carry pass-along cards in your wallet.
You might be a Mormon if your bathroom has a picture of Jesus and/or the temple in it.
You might be a Mormon if your kids know how to get to the church building before they know how to get to school.
if you sit on a chair in front of a mirror to see if you are showing your g's
if saying you are a Mormon is a good reference =O)
You might be a Mormon if the last movie you saw was during an endowment session.
You might be a Mormon if you have an RU LDS 2? bumper sticker on the back window of your minivan.
You might be a Mormon if the first car you owned as a couple was a minivan... just to be prepared.
You might be a Mormon if your last "Girls Night Out" was an enrichment meeting.
if you drink sparkling cider for new years
if you own more skirts and dresses than anything else
if you have a plan to serve a mission with your spouse
all your dishes have your name written on them.
you're devastated when your kid gets accepted to Harvard instead of BYU
Sassy and Autumn, ha ha, you two kick butt at these.
You might be a mormon if you can't find your favorite muffin pan; oh, it's probably in the church kitchen or the RS presidents car. I love your posts.
Blessings to you!
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You might be a Mormon if you hope "they" call you on a mission, even if you don't know who "they" is.
You might be a Mormon if your children plant an apricot pit in the backyard in the hopes of harvesting popcorn next year.
You might be a Mormon if people visit your home and see pictures of Thomas S. Monson and ask you if that's your Grandpa. Why else would you have the picture of an Elderly man on your wall?
You might be a Mormon if you go to a dance and the DJ plays Depeche Mode like their album came out yesterday...
You might be a Mormon if your "lingere" drawer if full of garments and Walmart granny pjs.
You might be a Mormon if your husband refuses to wear a colored shirt to church because the first Presidency only wears white.
You might be a Mormon if meeting Kirby Heyborn poses the same thrill as meeting Brad Pitt.
if you start following a blog just because there's a sticker that says "I Belong.." with a picture of the temple
You use heck, holly molly, shut instead of other words
You have more than two kids who wear diapers
You have seen Jhonny Lingo more than once, and everytime you see it its like the first time
You go throu all the names of your children before you get to the right one
Theres not enough names on the Bible or Book of Mormon for all your children
if a teacher asks your five year old who the president is, and she responds, "Thomas S. Monson
All your friends (and you) own a minivan or a 12 passenger van =0)
oh I love this one I found online "going 24 hours without eating is no longer a challenging thing"
if buying a prom dress is as hard as buying a wedding dress
if you or any member of your family is an aunt or uncle before the age of 5 =O) or if you have a brother in law or sister in law younger than your children (I know this one for a fact, my youngest brother in law is 22 years younger than I am, and 25 years younger than my hubby)
if you do something because "the spirit told me so!"
your favorite beer and the only one you and your whole family drink is rootbeer
If you meet someone from Utah and you automatically think he/she is a Mormon
if a "stake house" is not a place to eat
You raised the teen birth rate statistics--after your wedding
You hear the name "Alma" and assume it belongs to a man
I love this one too "the laying on of hands has nothing to do with physical violence"
You work for the dead
if you have your genealogy complete or are working on it
As a youth you got up at 4:30 am
If you've ever been a chaperone to a youth dance or date
if you bear your testimony every first Sunday of the month and cry
If you get a big party when you are 8 not because of your birthday, but because you are getting baptized =O)
The most violent thing you've ever witnessed is a game of church ball.
You know how to cook for large amounts of people
Your first download to your new kindle was the Complete LDS Scriptures.
You buy food in bulks hahaha we totally do!
You have Directv just because you can watch BYU tv
you're the first number on your non-member friends lists if they need a designated driver.
"I Am a Child of God" was the first song you and your children learned
You're in the hospital recovering from birth and you MIL is already asking when you're going to have another.
When you hear someone is a missionarie you automatically think about the elders
You don't plan any activities for Monday night, you don't call anybody or visit anybody on Monday night
Desertbook.com is listed on your most frequently visited sites on your computer.
hahahaha this one is awesome "You know that the "golden dude" on top of the temple is NOT doing a karate kick, but is holding a trumpet"
Your magnetic mission bage is on your refridgerator.
You hope and pray that your boys go on a mission
Your idea of a good time? Geneology, Rootbeer, and Skittles.
You take being call Molly Mormon as a compliment.
You started following poltics since Mitt Romney ran for the Presidental Nomination in 2008.
if you help clean the church
Your 3 year old son says, "Mommy I need to get a girlfriend so I can get married in the temple."
You are the only person in line at Starbucks ordering a grande hot chocolate.
Your kids know all the names of the Book of Mormon Prophets but couldn't tell you the name of a single US President.
You hope you get called to work in the nursery... snacks... YUM!
You wore your Mom's puffy sleeved dress to prom because you couldn't find a modest dress at your local JC Penny's.
...if your family wears matching t-shirts at a family reunion.
Autumn and Mrs. Sassy, you two ladies are killing me!! I feel like you have been reading my personal journal cause you ywo really have me pegged. Wow, soo dang funny.
You are running for President of the United States.
When your co-wokers are SHOCKED to find out your mormon because your husband is black!
(this just happened to me yesterday)
. . . you can quote "Princess Bride" word for word.
. . . you can quote "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" word for word, but you've never seen it.
. . . you have a copy of the Book of Mormon on your coffee table or nightstand, but you're not sure where your Bible is.
if you cant choose the right cause you lost your CTR ring haha
If you wear maternity clothes more than two times in a row
If you got maternity clothes for a wedding gift.
You know all the names of the Osmond's siblings. And have all the albums. That would be me.
If you know what "I'm a 8 cow woman" means, or even have a bumper sticker on the mini van with that saying!
If you've ever put shredded carrots and pineapple tidbits in your jello
If your neighborhood consists of 4 different wards and you feel obligated to wave and smile at every car that goes by on the chance that they might be in your ward....
one more: If you lose your keys and your first response is to pray about it.
If you think vegetables in Jello is a good idea.
If you make "funeral potatoes" for an average Sunday meal.
If you think only three hours of time spent at Church would be easier.
If you hear the word "calling" and don't think of telephones or cards.
If the phrase "the world" carries negative connotations.
If you use as many initialisms in your daily speech as the military or government. (BYC, PPI, WoW, RS)
I think Autumn is definitely the champion! Some of those were hilarious!
If your 3-year-old sees a picture of an old guy in a suit and automatically shouts "CONFERENCE!!!"
If getting your family to church on time is the hardest task of the week.
If "Fast Sunday" doesn't make you think of a speedy treat at Baskin Robbins.
These are hilarious. Thanks for sharing!
...if you know who Mahana is.
You might be a Mormon if...
you know Moroni does NOT rhyme with macaroni.
your refrigerator is covered with postcard-style wedding invitations.
you joined the church and couldn't even bring yourself to donate your immodest clothes to goodwill (or the D.I.) because you didn't want to help anyone else dress immodestly.
your dvr recordings are more than 50% byu-tv.
you try to find your husband (or boyfriend, or random guy from church) the exact same tie that President Monson wore during conference.
you have a hard time explaining to your non-member friends what family home evening is, and just when they start to understand, you confuse them by telling them that you have family home evening with your non-family fhe group while you are at school.
you want to get married in the Las Vegas temple just so you can shock people by saying you get married in Vegas.
you know that being "anxiously engaged" is not a sign that you should break off a wedding.
you spent longer on your honeymoon than you spent engaged.
Ok we are cracking up, seriously these are so funny! You guys came up with stuff we never would have thought of! Autumn and Mrs. Sassy you two are bomb diggity! And people think Mormons don't know how to laugh at themselves...we do!
You might be a mormon if you are on your way to, or coming from a MEETING...
...you have those stupid family stickers on the back of your van...and they take up the window.
...you have the funeral potatoes recipe memorized.
What, it's not?
And when do you wedge in Temple attendance? :)
...if you wear BYU gear...even though you never attended.
You add the BYU channel to your favorites on the cable box
OMGosh! I'm not the only one who's thought of the Vegas idea!!!
if your son tells you that Boyd K. Packer is on the 50-cent piece.
...You have conversations with your friends on who your favorite Prophet is
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