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You might be a Mormon if you think Jello is a salad
ReplyDeletealli - funny!
ReplyDelete..you think it's weird when a meeting doesn't begin and end with a prayer.
ReplyDeleteAnd if you think every meeting should come with refreshments.
ReplyDelete...go home from church missing a kid and don't even notice it till there's an empty place at the table for dinner.
ReplyDeleteEnd every statement of faith with "in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen."
ReplyDeletehahahahaha I love that last one!!!!......if half of your serving bowls are at the sisters you VT every month
ReplyDelete...You have a shelf full of "treasured ward recipe" cookbooks you never use that you bought as fundraisers from the Young Women for camp!
ReplyDeleteYou donate a dessert for a fundraiser, just to buy it back later on in the evening!
ReplyDeleteIf you have food storage, and a 72 hour emergency kit for each member of the family =)
ReplyDeleteyou feel guilty when you have FHE any other night besides Monday
ReplyDelete...you do the happy dance when it's "TV Church" Sunday twice a year!
ReplyDeleteI found this one online and it really made me laugh because it happened to me "your mother-in-law was pregnant at your wedding"
ReplyDeleteWhen your kids are playing together that the dolls are getting married, and one asks the other "in what temple do you want to be sealed"
ReplyDeleteyou have to spend most of the sacrament meeting walking on the hallways or in the mother's room
ReplyDeleteif somebody tells you how brave you are for having "that" many kids
ReplyDeleteif you know how to make bread from scratch
ReplyDeleteif every FHE ends with a treat
ReplyDeleteif the highlight of your eighth birthday is getting your own book of mormon with your name embossed on the front! :)
ReplyDeleteYou don't have garage sales because you feel guilty when you see a DI.
ReplyDelete{Utah Mormon}
You don't drink dark 'pop'
ReplyDeleteYou have a happy mommy blog with heirloom photographs.
ReplyDeleteIf you think BYOB stands for "bring your own burgers."
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ReplyDeleteYour SHORTS are longer than your skirts.
ReplyDeleteYou might be a Mormon if You spend Monday night having FHE, Tuesday nights on splits with the missionaries, Wednesday night at young women, Thursday night Visiting Teaching, Friday night chaperoning the youth dance, Saturday doing service, Saturday night Date night because your Firday was busy, And all day Sunday at Church.
ReplyDeleteYou might be a Mormon if you look over your shoulder when you buy a *whispers* "Coke".
ReplyDeleteYou might be a Mormon if you sewed sleeves on all of your daughters barbie clothes.
ReplyDeleteYou might be a Mormon if your first date was after you turned 16, the first time you drove a car was after you completed your eagle scout, and your first kiss was when you knelt across from eachother at the alter of the temple.
ReplyDeleteYou might be a Mormon if you know the term "Sweet Spirit" is NOT a compliment....
ReplyDeleteif your kids wear undershirts just to prepare them for the future
ReplyDeleteOh geez... I could go on and on... maybe I'll have to do this for a blog post on my blog... LOL!
ReplyDeletewe are head to head Autumn hahahaha ;)
ReplyDeleteIf you don't live in Utah and you had to hunt for a wedding dress worthy to wear in the temple
ReplyDeleteIf your plan was to marry a RM
ReplyDeleteIf you ever wrote or know somebody who wrote or received a "Dear John" letter
ReplyDeleteif you own a one piece bathing suit
ReplyDelete...you think the "He's had a little too much LDS" line from Star Trek IV is far funnier than it was meant to be.
ReplyDeleteif you pray everytime you need an answer
ReplyDeleteYou might be a Mormon if your 40 years old and still do "creative" dates.
ReplyDeleteYou might be a Mormon if you carry pass-along cards in your wallet.
ReplyDeleteYou might be a Mormon if your bathroom has a picture of Jesus and/or the temple in it.
ReplyDeleteYou might be a Mormon if your kids know how to get to the church building before they know how to get to school.
ReplyDeleteif you sit on a chair in front of a mirror to see if you are showing your g's
ReplyDeleteif saying you are a Mormon is a good reference =O)
ReplyDeleteYou might be a Mormon if the last movie you saw was during an endowment session.
ReplyDeleteYou might be a Mormon if you have an RU LDS 2? bumper sticker on the back window of your minivan.
ReplyDeleteYou might be a Mormon if the first car you owned as a couple was a minivan... just to be prepared.
ReplyDeleteYou might be a Mormon if your last "Girls Night Out" was an enrichment meeting.
ReplyDeleteif you drink sparkling cider for new years
ReplyDeleteif you own more skirts and dresses than anything else
ReplyDeleteif you have a plan to serve a mission with your spouse
ReplyDeleteall your dishes have your name written on them.
ReplyDeleteyou're devastated when your kid gets accepted to Harvard instead of BYU
ReplyDeleteSassy and Autumn, ha ha, you two kick butt at these.
You might be a mormon if you can't find your favorite muffin pan; oh, it's probably in the church kitchen or the RS presidents car. I love your posts.
ReplyDeleteBlessings to you!
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You might be a Mormon if you hope "they" call you on a mission, even if you don't know who "they" is.
ReplyDeleteYou might be a Mormon if your children plant an apricot pit in the backyard in the hopes of harvesting popcorn next year.
ReplyDeleteYou might be a Mormon if people visit your home and see pictures of Thomas S. Monson and ask you if that's your Grandpa. Why else would you have the picture of an Elderly man on your wall?
ReplyDeleteYou might be a Mormon if you go to a dance and the DJ plays Depeche Mode like their album came out yesterday...
ReplyDeleteYou might be a Mormon if your "lingere" drawer if full of garments and Walmart granny pjs.
ReplyDeleteYou might be a Mormon if your husband refuses to wear a colored shirt to church because the first Presidency only wears white.
ReplyDeleteYou might be a Mormon if meeting Kirby Heyborn poses the same thrill as meeting Brad Pitt.
ReplyDeleteif you start following a blog just because there's a sticker that says "I Belong.." with a picture of the temple
ReplyDeleteYou use heck, holly molly, shut instead of other words
ReplyDeleteYou have more than two kids who wear diapers
ReplyDeleteYou have seen Jhonny Lingo more than once, and everytime you see it its like the first time
ReplyDeleteYou go throu all the names of your children before you get to the right one
ReplyDeleteTheres not enough names on the Bible or Book of Mormon for all your children
ReplyDeleteif a teacher asks your five year old who the president is, and she responds, "Thomas S. Monson
ReplyDeleteAll your friends (and you) own a minivan or a 12 passenger van =0)
ReplyDeleteoh I love this one I found online "going 24 hours without eating is no longer a challenging thing"
ReplyDeleteif buying a prom dress is as hard as buying a wedding dress
ReplyDeleteif you or any member of your family is an aunt or uncle before the age of 5 =O) or if you have a brother in law or sister in law younger than your children (I know this one for a fact, my youngest brother in law is 22 years younger than I am, and 25 years younger than my hubby)
ReplyDeleteif you do something because "the spirit told me so!"
ReplyDeleteyour favorite beer and the only one you and your whole family drink is rootbeer
ReplyDeleteIf you meet someone from Utah and you automatically think he/she is a Mormon
ReplyDeleteif a "stake house" is not a place to eat
ReplyDeleteYou raised the teen birth rate statistics--after your wedding
You hear the name "Alma" and assume it belongs to a man
I love this one too "the laying on of hands has nothing to do with physical violence"
ReplyDeleteYou work for the dead
ReplyDeleteif you have your genealogy complete or are working on it
ReplyDeleteAs a youth you got up at 4:30 am
ReplyDeleteIf you've ever been a chaperone to a youth dance or date
ReplyDeleteif you bear your testimony every first Sunday of the month and cry
ReplyDeleteIf you get a big party when you are 8 not because of your birthday, but because you are getting baptized =O)
ReplyDeleteThe most violent thing you've ever witnessed is a game of church ball.
ReplyDeleteYou know how to cook for large amounts of people
ReplyDeleteYour first download to your new kindle was the Complete LDS Scriptures.
ReplyDeleteYou buy food in bulks hahaha we totally do!
ReplyDeleteYou have Directv just because you can watch BYU tv
ReplyDeleteyou're the first number on your non-member friends lists if they need a designated driver.
ReplyDelete"I Am a Child of God" was the first song you and your children learned
ReplyDeleteYou're in the hospital recovering from birth and you MIL is already asking when you're going to have another.
ReplyDeleteWhen you hear someone is a missionarie you automatically think about the elders
ReplyDeleteYou don't plan any activities for Monday night, you don't call anybody or visit anybody on Monday night
ReplyDeleteDesertbook.com is listed on your most frequently visited sites on your computer.
ReplyDeletehahahaha this one is awesome "You know that the "golden dude" on top of the temple is NOT doing a karate kick, but is holding a trumpet"
ReplyDeleteYour magnetic mission bage is on your refridgerator.
ReplyDeleteYou hope and pray that your boys go on a mission
ReplyDeleteYour idea of a good time? Geneology, Rootbeer, and Skittles.
ReplyDeleteYou take being call Molly Mormon as a compliment.
ReplyDeleteYou started following poltics since Mitt Romney ran for the Presidental Nomination in 2008.
ReplyDeleteif you help clean the church
ReplyDeleteYour 3 year old son says, "Mommy I need to get a girlfriend so I can get married in the temple."
ReplyDeleteYou are the only person in line at Starbucks ordering a grande hot chocolate.
ReplyDeleteYour kids know all the names of the Book of Mormon Prophets but couldn't tell you the name of a single US President.
ReplyDeleteYou hope you get called to work in the nursery... snacks... YUM!
ReplyDeleteYou wore your Mom's puffy sleeved dress to prom because you couldn't find a modest dress at your local JC Penny's.
ReplyDelete...if your family wears matching t-shirts at a family reunion.
ReplyDeleteAutumn and Mrs. Sassy, you two ladies are killing me!! I feel like you have been reading my personal journal cause you ywo really have me pegged. Wow, soo dang funny.
ReplyDeleteYou are running for President of the United States.
ReplyDeleteWhen your co-wokers are SHOCKED to find out your mormon because your husband is black!
ReplyDelete(this just happened to me yesterday)
. . . you can quote "Princess Bride" word for word.
ReplyDelete. . . you can quote "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" word for word, but you've never seen it.
. . . you have a copy of the Book of Mormon on your coffee table or nightstand, but you're not sure where your Bible is.
if you cant choose the right cause you lost your CTR ring haha
ReplyDeleteIf you wear maternity clothes more than two times in a row
ReplyDeleteIf you got maternity clothes for a wedding gift.
ReplyDeleteYou know all the names of the Osmond's siblings. And have all the albums. That would be me.
ReplyDeleteIf you know what "I'm a 8 cow woman" means, or even have a bumper sticker on the mini van with that saying!
ReplyDeleteIf you've ever put shredded carrots and pineapple tidbits in your jello
ReplyDeleteIf your neighborhood consists of 4 different wards and you feel obligated to wave and smile at every car that goes by on the chance that they might be in your ward....
ReplyDeleteone more: If you lose your keys and your first response is to pray about it.
ReplyDeleteIf you think vegetables in Jello is a good idea.
ReplyDeleteIf you make "funeral potatoes" for an average Sunday meal.
If you think only three hours of time spent at Church would be easier.
If you hear the word "calling" and don't think of telephones or cards.
If the phrase "the world" carries negative connotations.
If you use as many initialisms in your daily speech as the military or government. (BYC, PPI, WoW, RS)
I think Autumn is definitely the champion! Some of those were hilarious!
ReplyDeleteIf your 3-year-old sees a picture of an old guy in a suit and automatically shouts "CONFERENCE!!!"
ReplyDeleteIf getting your family to church on time is the hardest task of the week.
If "Fast Sunday" doesn't make you think of a speedy treat at Baskin Robbins.
These are hilarious. Thanks for sharing!
...if you know who Mahana is.
ReplyDeleteYou might be a Mormon if...
ReplyDeleteyou know Moroni does NOT rhyme with macaroni.
your refrigerator is covered with postcard-style wedding invitations.
you joined the church and couldn't even bring yourself to donate your immodest clothes to goodwill (or the D.I.) because you didn't want to help anyone else dress immodestly.
your dvr recordings are more than 50% byu-tv.
you try to find your husband (or boyfriend, or random guy from church) the exact same tie that President Monson wore during conference.
you have a hard time explaining to your non-member friends what family home evening is, and just when they start to understand, you confuse them by telling them that you have family home evening with your non-family fhe group while you are at school.
you want to get married in the Las Vegas temple just so you can shock people by saying you get married in Vegas.
you know that being "anxiously engaged" is not a sign that you should break off a wedding.
you spent longer on your honeymoon than you spent engaged.
Ok we are cracking up, seriously these are so funny! You guys came up with stuff we never would have thought of! Autumn and Mrs. Sassy you two are bomb diggity! And people think Mormons don't know how to laugh at themselves...we do!
ReplyDeleteYou might be a mormon if you are on your way to, or coming from a MEETING...
ReplyDelete...you have those stupid family stickers on the back of your van...and they take up the window.
ReplyDelete...you have the funeral potatoes recipe memorized.
ReplyDeleteWhat, it's not?
ReplyDeleteAnd when do you wedge in Temple attendance? :)
ReplyDelete...if you wear BYU gear...even though you never attended.
ReplyDeleteYou add the BYU channel to your favorites on the cable box
ReplyDeleteOMGosh! I'm not the only one who's thought of the Vegas idea!!!
ReplyDeleteif your son tells you that Boyd K. Packer is on the 50-cent piece.
ReplyDelete...You have conversations with your friends on who your favorite Prophet is
ReplyDelete