Thursday, October 15, 2009

Hallelujah Holla Back!

Sometimes I wish that President Monson was also a D.J. and took special requests. Because I know that people are willing to listen to him. I can just see it now...

President Monson: Hallelujah Holla Back, Brothas and Sistas, this is D.J. Thomy, taking your special request live...liv…liv...live, holla atcha Prez.

Sista Beehive: Umm... D.J. Thomy, could you please give a shout out to my husband, I want him to start letting me pick his clothes because I have a keen since of style. Oh... yeah tell him to stop cutting his own hair, cause I don't really like that either. You getting all that?

President Monson: Yeah...little Sista I got you.

Sista Beehive: Ummmm, One more thing...

President Monson: Alright Sista, we got eternity.... but we don't got all day.... hahaha.

Sista Beehive: Please, one more.... ummm how come he can spend hours watching BYU basketball but can't watch a chick flick with his wife??? Huh? Why?

President Monson: Sista, I know you don't expect me to respond to that...but, I will say this, Brothas, watching a chick flick, won't affect your Priesthood, but watching one with the one you love will bring you closer to the eternal relationship you seek! Ya heard it here Brothas and Sistas. It's out there far and wide, high and low, from "This is the place" to "Whoop there it is"... Thanks for tuning in; I hope ya'll had a good time! Be Blessed and Hallelujah Holla Back!

That’s how I imagine it anyway, because I know that the Prophet, Seer, and Revelator, can communicate in all tongues…. even Ebonics.

Who would you need President Monson to shout out to? What would your special request be?

Sista Beehive


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3 comments:

  1. Can he tell my wife that Monday night football can be family home evening.

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  2. If conference was like that I'd pay for tickets and stay awake the whole time!!

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  3. Can he tell my husband not going to happen!

    Bryan's wife : )

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